and the guest blogger today is keni. apparently, there's something wrong with alicia's internet and she wants me to post something.

did you know that alicia has the stupidest passwords? i'd love to share it with everyone so we can all have a great laugh at her expense, but i dont think she'd like it.

anyway, i was on my way home from training when this malay man totally spoilt my day. i was lugging a seiyu paper bag containing an adidas bag i bought when the kaypoh malay man started peering into the paper bag.

malay man: eh girl, so your bag cost how much?
me: uh, 55 dollars.
malay man: WHAT?! so expensive. aiyoh. why you never go tangs or orchard to buy? there sell cheaper. why so expensive? aiya, you just waste your money like that, you know.
me: uhh. (embarrassed smile)
malay man: so, i expect you to work part time to get the money back ar!

5 mins later..

malay man: so girl, you're not from singapore right?
me: no, im from singapore
malay man: but you dont look singaporean. you're very big sized(!). so, you malay(!!!!!!!) ar?

i almost died when he said i was big sized okay!

i cant believe people love mistaking me for a malay. once, when i went to the library to have my card checked, the malay librarian serving me started giving me instructions in malay. she was so paiseh when she found out i was chinese. it's very embarrassing. and frustrating too.

anyway, i'd better go now.

bye.

:allycia burped.